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Old 06-29-2013, 05:23 AM   #1126
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Granted, she won exactly 1$ and spent the money on the way back home for some chewing gum.

I wish I had a new 3D 55" HD TV.
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Old 06-29-2013, 06:55 AM   #1127
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Granted but you forgot to add bracing to the wall and the TV is now in pieces on the floor...in 3D.

I wish my house was clean.
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Old 06-29-2013, 07:23 AM   #1128
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Granted. But it only last a minute as Thing 1 & 2 and all their friends come in after a rain storm.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.
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Old 06-29-2013, 02:04 PM   #1129
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Granted, but if revenge is a dish best served cold, then yours is old, cold and rancid, like the quasi liquid-solid in my company's coffeemaker on Monday morning.

I wish a Genie would grant me three wives, one who can cook, another who can clean, and the third to serve my higher needs.
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Old 06-29-2013, 02:11 PM   #1130
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Granted, but the one to cook is a vegan, the one to clean won't let you in your own house because you mess everythig up and the one for "higher needs" is built like a tank and ugly as an ogre. And they all take two hours in the bathroom (each), pick on your newspaper in the morning, watch "Sex in the City" in the evening and snore like hell.

I wish I had my own airplane
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Old 06-30-2013, 08:02 AM   #1131
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Granted. It is a plane monument that will never fly, sits in your front yard and you are constantly cleaning up after pigeons.

I wish I had some cake.
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Old 07-01-2013, 07:53 AM   #1132
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Granted, but you got this cake. And they don't like you.

After dining like and old Roman, I just wish some bicarbonate.
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Old 07-01-2013, 08:04 AM   #1133
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You got bicarbonate of soda, but it was bicarbonate of diet soda that contained Olestra and just made the problem worse.



Wish I had a rich benefactor.

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Old 07-04-2013, 08:25 AM   #1134
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Wish I had a rich benefactor.
Granted. Unfortunately:
  1. You can't remember who they are
  2. They can't remember who you are
  3. Their idea of richness involves a very large pile of sea shells
  4. The Taxman wants a very large cut
  5. You keep finding more things you want, if only you'd get some more money, so you get more and more depressed over all the things you don't have

I wish I didn't have to think up a new wish.
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Old 07-04-2013, 09:44 AM   #1135
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Granted, I looked up your last wish to spoil it but in doing so I forgot to

I wish I had a popsicle
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Old 07-04-2013, 09:53 AM   #1136
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Granted, but you're outside and it's 47C with a 110km/h wind, it meltsand sprays all over your new white shirt before you can get one lick in. You're now very hot and very sticky.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:18 AM   #1137
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Granted, but it's from yesterday afternoon standing on the porch overnight, now quite cold and decorated with some dead ants and flies.

I wish I had an icecold lemonade
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:21 AM   #1138
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Granted, but you're outside and it's 47C with a 110km/h wind, it meltsand sprays all over your new white shirt before you can get one lick in. You're now very hot and very sticky....
but funny. That reminded me of a friend who used that spray-on hair product (remember that stuff?) because he wanted to look his best at a friend's wedding. Unfortunately the friend lived in the Philippines, it was a very hot day, and my friend wore a white shirt.

As you were....

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Old 07-04-2013, 11:59 AM   #1139
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Granted, but it's from yesterday afternoon standing on the porch overnight, now quite cold and decorated with some dead ants and flies.

I wish I had an icecold lemonade
Granted. Unfortunately, the ice happens to be dry ice. You now have some rather nasty burns.

I wish I could remember what it was I was going to wish for.
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Old 07-04-2013, 12:10 PM   #1140
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Granted, you can remember it, but for the life of you you can't figure out why you wanted to see the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

I wish I had style.
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