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Old 05-07-2013, 12:45 PM   #6496
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I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply.
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Old 05-08-2013, 05:39 AM   #6497
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Old 05-08-2013, 02:41 PM   #6498
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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great ... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was the calf going when he hit that cow?"

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Old 05-08-2013, 04:22 PM   #6499
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:23 AM   #6500
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Old 05-09-2013, 05:51 PM   #6501
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Old 05-09-2013, 05:57 PM   #6502
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Old 05-09-2013, 06:39 PM   #6503
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Or the last years on MR
Funny you should mention that ... it's exactly how I feel when I log onto MR every day .....
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Old 05-09-2013, 07:19 PM   #6504
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Obvious remedy: Just tell people that you are a Genetically Modified Food! That should save you from all but the most carnivorous of us!


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Old 05-09-2013, 07:40 PM   #6505
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Obvious remedy: Just tell people that you are a Genetically Modified Food! That should save you from all but the most carnivorous of us!


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Old 05-09-2013, 07:52 PM   #6506
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:04 PM   #6507
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:58 PM   #6508
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Old 05-10-2013, 09:28 AM   #6509
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Old 05-10-2013, 09:32 AM   #6510
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