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Old 04-08-2013, 10:00 AM   #6361
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Old 04-08-2013, 10:24 AM   #6362
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I just received a container from a Schr÷dinger's Pet Shop labeled "Cat".

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Old 04-08-2013, 02:08 PM   #6363
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Once again I assert that Schr÷dinger's fallacy is that the cat knows.
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Old 04-08-2013, 10:38 PM   #6364
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:46 PM   #6365
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Old 04-09-2013, 05:10 PM   #6366
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Old 04-10-2013, 04:54 PM   #6367
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Having sex in a car with the seat belt on does not mean you are protected.
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Old 04-10-2013, 04:59 PM   #6368
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Having sex in a car with the seat belt on does not mean you are protected.
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Old 04-11-2013, 10:05 AM   #6369
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Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB."

The second replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH."

The third said, "You both have it wrong -- it's WOOM."

The fourth stated, "No, it has to be WOOMMMMBBB."

At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up, walked over to the farmers and said, "Look. It's WOMB. That's it, that's all there is to it." Then she left.

Eventually, one of the farmers broke the silence by saying, "Well. I don't know. A young girl like that. I don't see how she could know. I'll bet she's never even heard an elephant fart!"
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Old 04-11-2013, 10:22 AM   #6370
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During the initial space flights, NASA discovered that biro pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, NASA spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work under sub zero conditions, underwater, on glass and virtually any surface known to man.

The Russians used a pencil.
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Old 04-11-2013, 10:28 AM   #6371
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During the initial space flights, NASA discovered that biro pens didnĺt work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, NASA spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work under sub zero conditions, underwater, on glass and virtually any surface known to man.

The Russians used a pencil.
Funny... but not true.

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

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Old 04-11-2013, 02:48 PM   #6372
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Old 04-11-2013, 07:27 PM   #6373
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As the proud owner of several 'Fisher' Space Pens, I can testify that they are about the least smooth writing ball point pens I've ever owned. They will, however, write whenever I'm upside down...


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Old 04-11-2013, 07:58 PM   #6374
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During the initial space flights, NASA discovered that biro pens didnĺt work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, NASA spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work under sub zero conditions, underwater, on glass and virtually any surface known to man.

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Indeed, BOb. We've seen this one a few times.

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Old 04-11-2013, 10:02 PM   #6375
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