Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day - Page 411

Bilbo1967 · 02-25-2013, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterT

Booboo booooo

You're welcome!

Bilbo1967 · 02-25-2013, 04:05 AM

A man and his girlfriend are out window-shopping one day. At a jewellers, the girl sees a beautiful gold necklace and points it out to her boyfriend. He immediately throws a brick through the jewellers window and presents her with the necklace as they run away.

After their escape, they happen to walk past a high class clothes emporium. The girl points out a rather beautiful and expensive mink coat in the window display. Again, the boy throws a brick through the window and grabs the coat. The girl dons it as they run from the scene.

Later that same day, still unapprehended, they walk past an electronics shop and the girl points out an expensive tablet computer in the window. The boy turns to her and says;

Spoiler:

HomeInMyShoes · 02-25-2013, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by orlok

"What do we get from the hen?" asks the teacher.

"Eggs," says Little Susie.

"Good. And what do we get from the sheep?"

"Wool," says Little Susie.

"Good. And what do we get from the cow?"

"Homework," says Little Johnny.

Haha. I remember the Little Johnny jokes.

MJK2111 · 02-25-2013, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Iznogood

It's rather easy, actually. You wrap the box around the seal and applies pressure. Using pressure in food conservation is a new trend - but unfortunately the method often causes the seal to break and the food is ruined

I always thought they simply used baby seals...

Iznogood · 02-25-2013, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MJK2111

I always thought they simply used baby seals...

You mean the baby seal is put into the box, nourishes from the other crackers in the box, before it breaks, probably because it's growing in too little space?

Hm, I'll think I'll take a patent on that technology - it'll be a great deal more popular than hunting whales

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Fbone · 02-25-2013, 05:50 PM

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!

issybird · 02-25-2013, 08:15 PM

Stitchawl · 02-26-2013, 03:30 AM

"R's" and "L's" get 'em every time...
I shot these with my cell phone outside a fast food place in Kobe and a pet shop in Osaka.

Stitchawl

orlok · 02-26-2013, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by issybird

Hedgehogs

^

orlok · 02-26-2013, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Stitchawl

"R's" and "L's" get 'em every time...
I shot this with my cell phone outside a fast food place in Kobe.

Stitchawl

Picture link seems to be broken...

steven522 · 02-26-2013, 10:54 AM

This has been my favorite "engrish" sign of all times:

"My chicken sandwich tastes like a wet mouse..."

poohbear_nc · 02-26-2013, 11:08 AM

Drooling mice?

orlok · 02-26-2013, 01:36 PM

^^ That's what I like to see. Truth in advertising.

orlok · 02-26-2013, 01:45 PM

The lottery gives you a 1 in 14 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.

Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.

Fbone · 02-26-2013, 03:45 PM

02-25-2013, 04:05 AM	#6152
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 6,526 Karma: 18839366 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Solihull, UK Device: Sony 650, Sony T2, Xoom, Nexus 7, Nook ST	A man and his girlfriend are out window-shopping one day. At a jewellers, the girl sees a beautiful gold necklace and points it out to her boyfriend. He immediately throws a brick through the jewellers window and presents her with the necklace as they run away. After their escape, they happen to walk past a high class clothes emporium. The girl points out a rather beautiful and expensive mink coat in the window display. Again, the boy throws a brick through the window and grabs the coat. The girl dons it as they run from the scene. Later that same day, still unapprehended, they walk past an electronics shop and the girl points out an expensive tablet computer in the window. The boy turns to her and says; Spoiler: "Be sensible darling, do you think I'm made of bricks?!" __________________ The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. Mark Twain My early and invincible love of reading, . . . I would not exchange for the treasures of India. Edward Gibbon

02-26-2013, 03:30 AM	#6158
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 9,540 Karma: 147232771 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony 505, Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350	"R's" and "L's" get 'em every time... I shot these with my cell phone outside a fast food place in Kobe and a pet shop in Osaka. Stitchawl Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Stitchawl; 02-26-2013 at 03:35 AM.

02-26-2013, 11:08 AM	#6162
poohbear_nc Spring Chicken! Posts: 22,882 Karma: 37638902 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made + KoboGlo + Kobo Aura!	Drooling mice? __________________ "If possible please provide picture of Mr. Chickens new home or field. Proof that you will not eat him would help too." (Craigslist)

02-26-2013, 01:36 PM	#6163
orlok Desperation Posts: 7,216 Karma: 208692942 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Fire HD, Kobo glo	^^ That's what I like to see. Truth in advertising. Last edited by orlok; 02-26-2013 at 02:01 PM.

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02-25-2013, 05:50 PM	#6156
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 4,212 Karma: 59701453 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: NJ Device: Searching ...	I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!

02-25-2013, 08:15 PM	#6157
issybird o saeclum infacetum Posts: 2,143 Karma: 20655324 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: New England Device: Touch, Nook, 350, 950, Fire

02-26-2013, 10:54 AM	#6161
steven522 binomial: homo legentem Posts: 805 Karma: 15917206 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Alabama, USA Device: iriver Story HD; Archos 80 G9	This has been my favorite "engrish" sign of all times: "My chicken sandwich tastes like a wet mouse..."

02-26-2013, 01:45 PM	#6164
orlok Desperation Posts: 7,216 Karma: 208692942 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Fire HD, Kobo glo	The lottery gives you a 1 in 14 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.

02-26-2013, 03:45 PM	#6165
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 4,212 Karma: 59701453 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: NJ Device: Searching ...

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