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Old 02-25-2013, 03:58 AM   #6151
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Old 02-25-2013, 04:05 AM   #6152
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A man and his girlfriend are out window-shopping one day. At a jewellers, the girl sees a beautiful gold necklace and points it out to her boyfriend. He immediately throws a brick through the jewellers window and presents her with the necklace as they run away.

After their escape, they happen to walk past a high class clothes emporium. The girl points out a rather beautiful and expensive mink coat in the window display. Again, the boy throws a brick through the window and grabs the coat. The girl dons it as they run from the scene.

Later that same day, still unapprehended, they walk past an electronics shop and the girl points out an expensive tablet computer in the window. The boy turns to her and says;

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"Be sensible darling, do you think I'm made of bricks?!"
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Old 02-25-2013, 08:03 AM   #6153
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"What do we get from the hen?" asks the teacher.

"Eggs," says Little Susie.

"Good. And what do we get from the sheep?"

"Wool," says Little Susie.

"Good. And what do we get from the cow?"

"Homework," says Little Johnny.
Haha. I remember the Little Johnny jokes.
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Old 02-25-2013, 12:42 PM   #6154
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It's rather easy, actually. You wrap the box around the seal and applies pressure. Using pressure in food conservation is a new trend - but unfortunately the method often causes the seal to break and the food is ruined
I always thought they simply used baby seals...
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Old 02-25-2013, 03:37 PM   #6155
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I always thought they simply used baby seals...
You mean the baby seal is put into the box, nourishes from the other crackers in the box, before it breaks, probably because it's growing in too little space?

Hm, I'll think I'll take a patent on that technology - it'll be a great deal more popular than hunting whales
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Old 02-25-2013, 05:50 PM   #6156
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Old 02-25-2013, 08:15 PM   #6157
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:30 AM   #6158
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:30 AM   #6159
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:32 AM   #6160
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Old 02-26-2013, 10:54 AM   #6161
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