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Old 01-09-2013, 07:51 PM   #1111
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Wish I had a parrot.
Granted. You each get one half of the parrot.


I wish someone would catch that murderous fowl.
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Old 06-19-2013, 03:09 PM   #1112
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Granted. Someone catches that murderous fowl and then that someone catches you.

I wish a can of pop/soda.
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Old 06-19-2013, 03:49 PM   #1113
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Granted. Too bad the only one left had been left in the paint shaker at the home improvement store for the last week.

I wish today was over.
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Old 06-20-2013, 07:37 AM   #1114
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Granted. It is now today but different.

I wish my kids weren't sick. (please stop coughing all over me.)
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Old 06-20-2013, 11:59 AM   #1115
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Granted. (I cannot corrupt this wish...sorry)

I wish I was on a paid vacation.
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Old 06-20-2013, 01:29 PM   #1116
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Granted, you are now on paid vacation. Unfortunately, it's called standing on the unemployment line.

I wish Angelina Jolie was sitting next to me right now.
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Old 06-20-2013, 01:50 PM   #1117
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Granted. (I cannot corrupt this wish...sorry)
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She was, but you ignored her in favour of MobileRead and she left!

I wish my work blackberry would stop going off!
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Old 06-20-2013, 01:58 PM   #1118
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Granted, but you have all of her (5-9??) brats including Brad on your lap.

I wish it was Sunday and my wife took our son on vacation for two weeks
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Old 06-27-2013, 01:55 PM   #1119
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Granted. It no longer goes off. It stays on permanently. And it keeps ringing, buzzing and beeping and you cannot turn it off.

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Granted. It was Sunday. But that was slightly over two weeks ago, and now it is Monday (again), and your wife and son are back.

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Old 06-27-2013, 05:05 PM   #1120
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I wish a new pair of shoes.
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Old 06-28-2013, 11:05 AM   #1121
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The car is being inspected. I wish it would be ready soon.
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Old 06-28-2013, 12:13 PM   #1122
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Granted, but they're horseshoes, and the nails hurt your feet.

The car is being inspected. I wish it would be ready soon.
Granted... the inspection is done... however, it needs $6000 worth of work to pass the inspection.

I wish I could type faster.

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Old 06-28-2013, 01:33 PM   #1123
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The only keys remaining in place are: A, E, F, R, S and T.

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Old 06-28-2013, 01:35 PM   #1124
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You are now a Jedi Knight. Unfortunately, not a very good one and you get burned to a crisp by Darth Maul.

I wish I had an ice cream.
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Old 06-29-2013, 06:18 AM   #1125
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Granted, but due to household budget constraints, you get the kind of "ice cream" that is 90% guar gum.

I wish my wife would win the lottery.
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