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Old 01-03-2013, 01:29 PM   #1096
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Granted. Then you discover that the cooker's name is Lucrezia Borgia, so that is your last meal.

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Old 01-03-2013, 02:07 PM   #1097
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Granted. But an accident sends you back in time to the 9th century, leaving you in a world with no electrisity, mobile readers or tablets. Unfortunately, it also sends you back in time where your wish never was granted in the first place, which leaves you stranded there

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted
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Old 01-03-2013, 02:50 PM   #1098
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Granted. But an accident sends you back in time to the 9th century, leaving you in a world with no electrisity, mobile readers or tablets. Unfortunately, it also sends you back in time where your wish never was granted in the first place, which leaves you stranded there

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted
Granted... you get nothing.

I wish for 5 golden rings.
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Old 01-03-2013, 08:57 PM   #1099
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Granted. Each ring invokes a terrible curse upon whomever wears it. Whats worse is that if all five rings are worn at once the world shall end.

I wish my home was bigger on the inside.
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Old 01-04-2013, 06:15 AM   #1100
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Granted. Not only is your home bigger on the inside, but it continues to grow non-stop while the outside remains the same size. Eventually the pressure on the outer walls causes the house to explode and leaves behind a huge crater with all the space you could ever desire, if only they could find any trace of you.

I wish I had a million bucks.
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Old 01-04-2013, 07:32 AM   #1101
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Granted. You now have a million bucks to feed and care for. Unfortunately for you, the US just changed their laws so that selling them, killing them, giving them away or eating them are now forbidden. They're yours till death do you apart. Congratulations!


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Old 01-04-2013, 07:14 PM   #1102
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Granted. They're transcoded directly into machine language. Better brush up on your binary.

I wish to own the mythical sword Excalibur.
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #1103
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Granted. Unfortunately it's still in the stone and you can't pull it out.
I wish I had a star trekkish replicator.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:47 PM   #1104
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Granted. Unfortunately it's still in the stone and you can't pull it out.
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This is actually a common misconception with the King Author myth. Excalibur was given to him by the lady of the lake to replace the sword that he pulled from the stone, after it was broken in battle.

Still I accept your corruption.

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Old 01-09-2013, 07:03 AM   #1105
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Hmm... Granted. However because it is only a Star Trekkish replicator all the food it produces smells and tastes like wet dog.

I wish I'd win the contest.
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Old 01-09-2013, 07:44 AM   #1106
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Hmm... Granted. However because it is only a Star Trekkish replicator all the food it produces smells and tastes like wet dog.

I wish I'd win the contest.
Granted, and in all your kindness you hand me your prize

I wish I could live in several countries.
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:53 AM   #1107
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Granted. Your foot now lives in Switserland, your head lives in Norway, and the rest of you is scattered throughout Europe. All your blood is a frozen piece of ice in the Arctic, so even though you're alive now, I suggest you enjoy most of it as fast as you can

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Old 01-09-2013, 10:52 AM   #1108
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Granted. You now have to go to work 24 hours a day, but no more than that.

Wish I had a parrot.
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