Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 72

Dylrob · 12-13-2012, 09:38 AM

Granted. You soon realize this wish is a curse upon itself, as no matter how hard you try you cannot get your mind off of everything good and everything bad that has ever happened to you. You cry with a smile on your face during every waking moment.

I wish for a thousand dollars. Legally acquired.

Freeshadow · 12-13-2012, 10:31 AM

Read Solaris too often eh?
However.

Granted. You win a piece of art: a wooden cube covered exactly 100k 1¢ coins nailed to it.

red_phoenix · 12-13-2012, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freeshadow

Read Solaris too often eh?
However.

Granted. You win a piece of art: a wooden cube covered exactly 100k 1¢ coins nailed to it.

What is your wish Freeshadow?

Freeshadow · 12-13-2012, 03:15 PM

*sigh* Can't post it:
you know: family friendly and work safe etc....

red_phoenix · 12-13-2012, 04:12 PM

Whatever your wish is it is granted...but it will bite you in the end.

I wish everyone a special holiday season.

HomeInMyShoes · 12-13-2012, 07:52 PM

Granted, but all the good cheer makes the lawyers quit their jobs, plunging the economic engines of all the world's corporations into the dumps, causing a global economic crisis and starting the next nuclear war in a fight for resources decimating all life on the planet.

I wish I could dance like the stars.

qlob · 12-13-2012, 08:56 PM

Granted, but noone notices your amazing dancing.

I wish that my dinner would cook faster.

HomeInMyShoes · 12-13-2012, 09:56 PM

Granted. It cooks super fast, but the cooking method makes everything taste like rotten fish with rancid hollandaise sauce.

I wish I could do a reverse 3&1/2 from the pike position.

Dylrob · 12-15-2012, 04:20 PM

Granted. The genie has no idea what you're talking about and so simply materializes three and a half inside-out pike.

I wish I had a new hard drive.

DianNC · 12-15-2012, 04:34 PM

Granted and we're glad you didn't ask to have your joystick calibrated.

I wish it would snow on Christmas (in So. California).

Dylrob · 12-15-2012, 04:43 PM

O_o

Granted. A harsh blizzard rolls in over all of Southern California. Thousands of homes are destroyed and many lives are lost.

I wish for 20x20 vision.

HomeInMyShoes · 12-17-2012, 09:20 AM

Granted, but you're stuck in a Macauley Culkin film festival and have to watch him over and over and over and over again for eternity.

I wish I had a star named after me.

Dylrob · 12-22-2012, 06:58 PM

Granted. The Star HomeInMyShoes went supernova about a million years ago, destroying one of the finest civilizations our universe has ever known.

I wish for some fried chicken.

Freeshadow · 12-22-2012, 08:32 PM

Quote:

I wish for some fried chicken

The video documenting the fulfillment of your wish: "foursome with fried chicken" ends up on 4chan.

Wish I were dead now without harming anybody (hard to corrupt eh?)

red_phoenix · 12-23-2012, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freeshadow

The video documenting the fulfillment of your wish: "foursome with fried chicken" ends up on 4chan.

Wish I were dead now without harming anybody (hard to corrupt eh?)

Granted. You die alone, after enduring a lonely, forgotten, no-one-cared-about-you existence and your corpse is never found. It is like you never existed.

I wish I had a cookie.

12-13-2012, 09:38 AM	#1066
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 6,006 Karma: 7839996 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Device: Apple iPad (1st Gen) & iPod Touch (4th Gen)	Granted. You soon realize this wish is a curse upon itself, as no matter how hard you try you cannot get your mind off of everything good and everything bad that has ever happened to you. You cry with a smile on your face during every waking moment. I wish for a thousand dollars. Legally acquired. __________________ My ongoing experience with the Onyx Boox M92 - Episode 2: A Quick Peak Down The Rabbit Hole NEW! "All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." "No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."

12-13-2012, 10:31 AM	#1067
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 1,980 Karma: 10577116 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: BeBook mini	Read Solaris too often eh? However. Granted. You win a piece of art: a wooden cube covered exactly 100k 1¢ coins nailed to it. __________________ The reason for having edited one of my posts is a typo unless explicitly stated otherwise. As I am not a native (english) speaker feel free to correct my usage of idioms and expressions, as improvement in eloquence is taken as a gift.

12-13-2012, 03:15 PM	#1069
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 1,980 Karma: 10577116 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: BeBook mini	sigh Can't post it: you know: family friendly and work safe etc.... __________________ The reason for having edited one of my posts is a typo unless explicitly stated otherwise. As I am not a native (english) speaker feel free to correct my usage of idioms and expressions, as improvement in eloquence is taken as a gift.

12-13-2012, 04:12 PM	#1070
red_phoenix What we think we become Posts: 11,688 Karma: 46091618 Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: In my imagination Device: Sony PRS-T1	Whatever your wish is it is granted...but it will bite you in the end. I wish everyone a special holiday season. __________________ It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right. Unknown

12-13-2012, 07:52 PM	#1071
HomeInMyShoes Ginormous Intergalactic Posts: 9,937 Karma: 33625427 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: junkyard Device: Kindle3	Granted, but all the good cheer makes the lawyers quit their jobs, plunging the economic engines of all the world's corporations into the dumps, causing a global economic crisis and starting the next nuclear war in a fight for resources decimating all life on the planet. I wish I could dance like the stars. __________________ Reading Lists: 2011 \| 2012 \| 2013 “Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.” - Diane Duane

12-13-2012, 08:56 PM	#1072
qlob Horse Posts: 1,019 Karma: 7087247 Join Date: Apr 2012 Device: Kindle3G+WiFi	Granted, but noone notices your amazing dancing. I wish that my dinner would cook faster.

12-13-2012, 09:56 PM	#1073
HomeInMyShoes Ginormous Intergalactic Posts: 9,937 Karma: 33625427 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: junkyard Device: Kindle3	Granted. It cooks super fast, but the cooking method makes everything taste like rotten fish with rancid hollandaise sauce. I wish I could do a reverse 3&1/2 from the pike position. __________________ Reading Lists: 2011 \| 2012 \| 2013 “Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.” - Diane Duane

12-15-2012, 04:20 PM	#1074
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 6,006 Karma: 7839996 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Device: Apple iPad (1st Gen) & iPod Touch (4th Gen)	Granted. The genie has no idea what you're talking about and so simply materializes three and a half inside-out pike. I wish I had a new hard drive. __________________ My ongoing experience with the Onyx Boox M92 - Episode 2: A Quick Peak Down The Rabbit Hole NEW! "All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." "No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."

12-15-2012, 04:34 PM	#1075
DianNC Guru Posts: 720 Karma: 4927477 Join Date: Jun 2011 Device: Nook Color, Entourage Pocket Edge, iPod Touch 5th Gen	Granted and we're glad you didn't ask to have your joystick calibrated. I wish it would snow on Christmas (in So. California).

12-15-2012, 04:43 PM	#1076
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 6,006 Karma: 7839996 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Device: Apple iPad (1st Gen) & iPod Touch (4th Gen)	O_o Granted. A harsh blizzard rolls in over all of Southern California. Thousands of homes are destroyed and many lives are lost. I wish for 20x20 vision. __________________ My ongoing experience with the Onyx Boox M92 - Episode 2: A Quick Peak Down The Rabbit Hole NEW! "All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." "No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."

12-17-2012, 09:20 AM	#1077
HomeInMyShoes Ginormous Intergalactic Posts: 9,937 Karma: 33625427 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: junkyard Device: Kindle3	Granted, but you're stuck in a Macauley Culkin film festival and have to watch him over and over and over and over again for eternity. I wish I had a star named after me. __________________ Reading Lists: 2011 \| 2012 \| 2013 “Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.” - Diane Duane

12-22-2012, 06:58 PM	#1078
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 6,006 Karma: 7839996 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Device: Apple iPad (1st Gen) & iPod Touch (4th Gen)	Granted. The Star HomeInMyShoes went supernova about a million years ago, destroying one of the finest civilizations our universe has ever known. I wish for some fried chicken. __________________ My ongoing experience with the Onyx Boox M92 - Episode 2: A Quick Peak Down The Rabbit Hole NEW! "All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." "No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."

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