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Old 12-13-2012, 09:38 AM   #1066
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Granted. You soon realize this wish is a curse upon itself, as no matter how hard you try you cannot get your mind off of everything good and everything bad that has ever happened to you. You cry with a smile on your face during every waking moment.


I wish for a thousand dollars. Legally acquired.
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:31 AM   #1067
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Read Solaris too often eh?
However.

Granted. You win a piece of art: a wooden cube covered exactly 100k 1¢ coins nailed to it.
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Old 12-13-2012, 12:01 PM   #1068
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Read Solaris too often eh?
However.

Granted. You win a piece of art: a wooden cube covered exactly 100k 1¢ coins nailed to it.
What is your wish Freeshadow?
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:15 PM   #1069
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*sigh* Can't post it:
you know: family friendly and work safe etc....
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Old 12-13-2012, 04:12 PM   #1070
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Whatever your wish is it is granted...but it will bite you in the end.

I wish everyone a special holiday season.
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:52 PM   #1071
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Granted, but all the good cheer makes the lawyers quit their jobs, plunging the economic engines of all the world's corporations into the dumps, causing a global economic crisis and starting the next nuclear war in a fight for resources decimating all life on the planet.

I wish I could dance like the stars.
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Old 12-13-2012, 08:56 PM   #1072
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Granted, but noone notices your amazing dancing.

I wish that my dinner would cook faster.
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Old 12-13-2012, 09:56 PM   #1073
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Granted. It cooks super fast, but the cooking method makes everything taste like rotten fish with rancid hollandaise sauce.

I wish I could do a reverse 3&1/2 from the pike position.
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Old 12-15-2012, 04:20 PM   #1074
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Granted. The genie has no idea what you're talking about and so simply materializes three and a half inside-out pike.

I wish I had a new hard drive.
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Old 12-15-2012, 04:34 PM   #1075
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Granted and we're glad you didn't ask to have your joystick calibrated.

I wish it would snow on Christmas (in So. California).
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Old 12-15-2012, 04:43 PM   #1076
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O_o

Granted. A harsh blizzard rolls in over all of Southern California. Thousands of homes are destroyed and many lives are lost.

I wish for 20x20 vision.
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:20 AM   #1077
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Granted, but you're stuck in a Macauley Culkin film festival and have to watch him over and over and over and over again for eternity.

I wish I had a star named after me.
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Old 12-22-2012, 06:58 PM   #1078
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Granted. The Star HomeInMyShoes went supernova about a million years ago, destroying one of the finest civilizations our universe has ever known.

I wish for some fried chicken.
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Old 12-22-2012, 08:32 PM   #1079
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The video documenting the fulfillment of your wish: "foursome with fried chicken" ends up on 4chan.

Wish I were dead now without harming anybody (hard to corrupt eh?)
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Old 12-23-2012, 06:32 AM   #1080
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The video documenting the fulfillment of your wish: "foursome with fried chicken" ends up on 4chan.

Wish I were dead now without harming anybody (hard to corrupt eh?)
Granted. You die alone, after enduring a lonely, forgotten, no-one-cared-about-you existence and your corpse is never found. It is like you never existed.

I wish I had a cookie.
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