Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 71

Dylrob · 12-05-2012, 08:06 PM

Granted. On December 25 the world shall rapidly plunge into the next ice age.

I wish for a vessel in which to cook my new neighbor in.

HomeInMyShoes · 12-05-2012, 08:13 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, the cannibals I bought the vessel from followed me to your home. Looks like you are next on the menu.

I wish for a football.

Dylrob · 12-05-2012, 08:19 PM

Granted. Your foot is now a ball.

I wish these cannibals would go eat PDurrant.

guanaco · 12-05-2012, 09:29 PM

Granted. They eat him and then eat you.

I wish a new Android 4.0 phone.

5thWiggle · 12-06-2012, 07:49 AM

Granted. Here are 4.0 android phones:

I wish for some "Me" time.

Dylrob · 12-06-2012, 08:13 AM

Granted. You are sent to a universe in which you are the only inhabitant. And there is no way back.

I wish time was organized into units of ten.

HomeInMyShoes · 12-06-2012, 08:25 AM

Granted. Each day now has 10 hours of 10 minutes of 10 seconds. Your 30 minute meeting in new time now lasts 14.4 times longer.

I wish for a doughnut.

pilotbob · 12-06-2012, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Granted. Each day now has 10 hours of 10 minutes of 10 seconds. Your 30 minute meeting in new time now lasts 14.4 times longer.

I wish for a doughnut.

Granted... your nuts are now...

Wait... never mind!

BOb

Dylrob · 12-07-2012, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Granted. Each day now has 10 hours of 10 minutes of 10 seconds. Your 30 minute meeting in new time now lasts 14.4 times longer.

I wish for a doughnut.

Granted. Here's some playdough shaped like a fastener.

I wish for a delicious slice of apple pie.

Dylrob · 12-11-2012, 11:46 AM

*poke*

red_phoenix · 12-11-2012, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Granted. Here's some playdough shaped like a fastener.

I wish for a delicious slice of apple pie.

Granted. But it is made with crab apples.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

Thanks for the reminder

Freeshadow · 12-11-2012, 11:58 AM

Granted. You oversleep the whole polar night.
I wish for telepathy and telekinesis skills.

Dylrob · 12-11-2012, 05:36 PM

Granted. However as a side effect your cranium swells to such a size that you can no longer fit through most doorways.

I wish my printer wasn't clogged.

Quote:

Originally Posted by red_phoenix

Thanks for the reminder

NP.

guanaco · 12-11-2012, 06:06 PM

Granted. Your printer is not clogged, it is dead beyond repair.

I wish for some hot cocoa.

Freeshadow · 12-11-2012, 08:31 PM

Granted. Cocoa based on a vegan milk replacement. I wish I could have absolute memory.

12-05-2012, 08:06 PM	#1051
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 6,006 Karma: 7839996 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Device: Apple iPad (1st Gen) & iPod Touch (4th Gen)	Granted. On December 25 the world shall rapidly plunge into the next ice age. I wish for a vessel in which to cook my new neighbor in. __________________ My ongoing experience with the Onyx Boox M92 - Episode 2: A Quick Peak Down The Rabbit Hole NEW! "All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." "No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."

12-05-2012, 08:13 PM	#1052
HomeInMyShoes Ginormous Intergalactic Posts: 9,930 Karma: 33625427 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: junkyard Device: Kindle3	Granted. Unfortunately, the cannibals I bought the vessel from followed me to your home. Looks like you are next on the menu. I wish for a football. __________________ Reading Lists: 2011 \| 2012 \| 2013 “Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.” - Diane Duane

12-05-2012, 08:19 PM	#1053
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 6,006 Karma: 7839996 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Device: Apple iPad (1st Gen) & iPod Touch (4th Gen)	Granted. Your foot is now a ball. I wish these cannibals would go eat PDurrant. __________________ My ongoing experience with the Onyx Boox M92 - Episode 2: A Quick Peak Down The Rabbit Hole NEW! "All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." "No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."

12-06-2012, 07:49 AM	#1055
5thWiggle Benevolent Evil Lord Posts: 872 Karma: 28685374 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!) Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPod, PocketEdge(retired)	Granted. Here are 4.0 android phones: I wish for some "Me" time. __________________ "Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?" Xykon, evil Lich

12-06-2012, 08:13 AM	#1056
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 6,006 Karma: 7839996 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Device: Apple iPad (1st Gen) & iPod Touch (4th Gen)	Granted. You are sent to a universe in which you are the only inhabitant. And there is no way back. I wish time was organized into units of ten. __________________ My ongoing experience with the Onyx Boox M92 - Episode 2: A Quick Peak Down The Rabbit Hole NEW! "All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." "No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."

12-05-2012, 09:29 PM	#1054
guanaco Enthusiast Posts: 46 Karma: 1000354 Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: México Device: Android Tablet	Granted. They eat him and then eat you. I wish a new Android 4.0 phone.

12-06-2012, 08:25 AM	#1057
HomeInMyShoes Ginormous Intergalactic Posts: 9,930 Karma: 33625427 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: junkyard Device: Kindle3	Granted. Each day now has 10 hours of 10 minutes of 10 seconds. Your 30 minute meeting in new time now lasts 14.4 times longer. I wish for a doughnut. __________________ Reading Lists: 2011 \| 2012 \| 2013 “Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.” - Diane Duane

12-11-2012, 11:46 AM	#1060
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 6,006 Karma: 7839996 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Device: Apple iPad (1st Gen) & iPod Touch (4th Gen)	poke __________________ My ongoing experience with the Onyx Boox M92 - Episode 2: A Quick Peak Down The Rabbit Hole NEW! "All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world." "No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that."

12-11-2012, 11:58 AM	#1062
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 1,980 Karma: 10577116 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: BeBook mini	Granted. You oversleep the whole polar night. I wish for telepathy and telekinesis skills. __________________ The reason for having edited one of my posts is a typo unless explicitly stated otherwise. As I am not a native (english) speaker feel free to correct my usage of idioms and expressions, as improvement in eloquence is taken as a gift.

12-11-2012, 06:06 PM	#1064
guanaco Enthusiast Posts: 46 Karma: 1000354 Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: México Device: Android Tablet	Granted. Your printer is not clogged, it is dead beyond repair. I wish for some hot cocoa.

12-11-2012, 08:31 PM	#1065
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 1,980 Karma: 10577116 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: BeBook mini	Granted. Cocoa based on a vegan milk replacement. I wish I could have absolute memory. __________________ The reason for having edited one of my posts is a typo unless explicitly stated otherwise. As I am not a native (english) speaker feel free to correct my usage of idioms and expressions, as improvement in eloquence is taken as a gift.

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