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What we think we become
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*Puts on his best Craig T. Nelson face and readies a rope ala "Poltergeist"*
Ok Dylob, tie the rope around your waist. Go through the portal and grab Pooh. I'll pull you out when you've got him. Don't worry, I've got a bath ready incase of ectoplasmic goo.
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Spring Chicken!
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*ooh - just saw a ferret swing by on a rope*
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"If possible please provide picture of Mr. Chickens new home or field. Proof that you will not eat him would help too." (Craigslist)
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What we think we become
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Dear Diary:
I'm so ashamed. ![]() The Chicken Eater's Anonymous meetings are losing their effectiveness. I'm not sure how much longer I can hold out before I given in to temptation and eat a chicken. A plump, juicy, BBQ'd chicken smothered in Honey Garlic sauce. ![]() NO! NO! NO! Must not think about eating chickens. Chickens are my friends. I cannot eat my friends. ![]() Can I?
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I would not eat any chickens I know personally.
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Spring Chicken!
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Dear red:
Be strong! Resist those fiendish urges! They lead only to sorrow! CEA
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"If possible please provide picture of Mr. Chickens new home or field. Proof that you will not eat him would help too." (Craigslist)
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I beg to differ. *burp*
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Pssst Red...
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Spring Chicken!
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*retreating deeper into the aether!*
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*Solitaire1 gets on the phone...*
*The Real Ghostbusters?...Could I borrow one of your proton packs?...I have a chicken that I need to retrieve...hmmm...hmmm...okay...thanks!* Soon I shall retrieve our chickenated thread participant. |
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Enjoying the show....
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Pssst! She was just over at the "DesertGrandmas Annual Christmas Countdown Thread........but you didn't hear it from me...........
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Spring Chicken!
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*only a vicious rumor - not true at all!*
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That chicken does look delicious.
*must resist urge to eat chicken*
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Yes...yes...the chicken does look delicious. Imagine how it would taste when broiled and given delicious seasonings. Don't resist...you know you want to eat chicken...give in to the chook-eating side...you know you want to...imagine the delicious taste of chicken...so yummy...so delicious...you don't even have to travel...there are two delicious chickens within the thread...
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Spring Chicken!
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Imagine the blood-curdling screams ... that will haunt your dreams forever ... and curse your family!
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