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*glasses disappear in a puff of logic*
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Spring Chicken!
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*chicken vanishes in a puff of logic*
Sorry - no dinner now!
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"If possible please provide picture of Mr. Chickens new home or field. Proof that you will not eat him would help too." (Craigslist)
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Murderous Mustela
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Ceasing to exist isn't exactly the best escape strategy.
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Not scared!
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You have to admit that it would be effective though.
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Spring Chicken!
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*seems to be working OK for now*
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When's Doughnut Day?
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Any of them thar chickens about in here?
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Spring Chicken!
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*none exist in this thread - try the Tea thread*
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Murderous Mustela
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*sends deep frying vessels into the aether between threads in search of currently non-existing chicken*
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My ongoing experience with the Onyx Boox M92 - Episode 2: A Quick Peak Down The Rabbit Hole NEW! "All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world."
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Spring Chicken!
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*deep fryer gets lost in the aether ... settles down with zombie toaster & raises a family of vegetarian appliances*
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Ok everybody, let's hold a seance to bring poor departed PoohBear_NC* back.
Everbody sit around the table... Dim the lights... Hold hands... ...(no hanky-panky anybody. This is serious business!)... Now everyone intone the mystical chant that will summon Pooh from the Ethereal Plane... * Spoiler:
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What we think we become
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Pooh...don't listen to the voices. Resist their call.
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Murderous Mustela
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Uh Pheonix, you're one of those voices.
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What we think we become
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I was tempted to tell him to head for the light but that could have been the rest of you trying to sucker him into an open oven door.
Sorry Pooh. I think you are on your own.
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Spring Chicken!
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*I hear voices floating through the aether*
*putting in ear plugs* *there, that's quieter*
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Murderous Mustela
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Oh good, I was tired of whispering.
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