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Old 11-21-2012, 08:26 AM   #5641
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Old 11-21-2012, 07:29 PM   #5642
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Old 11-21-2012, 07:34 PM   #5643
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:05 AM   #5644
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What do you do with a dead chemists?* Barium
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:50 AM   #5645
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Old 11-22-2012, 10:01 AM   #5646
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^I couldn't see your jokes, what were they?

I'm sure there's others...like what do police officers do with chemist theives? Cesium...
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Old 11-22-2012, 12:41 PM   #5647
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:08 PM   #5648
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Old 11-23-2012, 05:25 AM   #5649
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^I couldn't see your jokes . . . . .
Here's a tip: if you only get a question mark instead of image, click/tap the QUOTE button and copy the URL into your browser. It works each time for me.
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Old 11-23-2012, 07:43 AM   #5650
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Old 11-23-2012, 07:55 AM   #5651
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It can get a lot worse. I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen. But since it's so bad, I thought... NaH
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Old 11-23-2012, 08:24 AM   #5652
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Not only worse... but not even cricket!


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Old 11-23-2012, 09:17 AM   #5653
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I know it was a very bad one. You know, good chemistry jokes are hard to come by. All the good ones argon
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Old 11-23-2012, 09:36 AM   #5654
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Old 11-23-2012, 01:41 PM   #5655
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