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Old 11-07-2012, 11:39 PM   #1
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Legal advice desperately needed
I have several goals in mind. They may be achieved either separately or in combination.

1) I need to get Apple indicted for crimes against humanity.

2) I need to extort copious quantities of cash from Apple. Enough, preferably, that I could afford to buy an iPad. So, at least a couple million. (Note: I am unwilling to commit any crimes that could be proven against me.)

3) I need to get Apple to fix iTunes before it drives me nuts. Too late.

4) I need to force Apple to stop capitalizing the second letter in words. Next thing you know the company will be called "aPple".
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Old 11-20-2012, 05:11 PM   #2
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You know, if you'd bought a bunch of Apple stock back in the 80s you could probably afford that lawyer!
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:58 PM   #3
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1. Good luck with that
2. Buy an android tablet instead
3. Never gonna happen
4. Just be glad they haven't merged with the burger guys...then it would be "McApple"
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:25 AM   #4
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I'd suggest contacting Sam (sung) immediately!
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