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Old 11-14-2012, 04:54 PM   #5611
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:58 PM   #5612
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:52 AM   #5613
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I'll never forget the last thing my wife said to me when she died last week - "See you in Heaven darling."

Since then I've robbed a bank, murdered my boss and set the local orphanage on fire.
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Old 11-16-2012, 12:58 PM   #5614
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The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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Old 11-16-2012, 02:28 PM   #5615
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Wife: "Walking into the forest late at night sure is scary."
Husband: "You think it's scary now? I'll be walking back out of here alone."
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Old 11-16-2012, 02:33 PM   #5616
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The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher who stuck his finger in the bacon slicer to see what would happen?

She sued him for sexual harrassment!
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:43 PM   #5617
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Did you hear about the butcher who stuck his finger in the bacon slicer to see what would happen?

She sued him for sexual harrassment!
No, I didn't.
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:44 PM   #5618
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:29 PM   #5619
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No, I didn't.
I thought I was the only one who didn't get that one.
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:32 PM   #5620
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I suspect if she was slicing bacon he was lucky she only sued him!
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Old 11-17-2012, 07:47 AM   #5621
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I suspect if she was slicing bacon he was lucky she only sued him!
Now, THAT was funnier than the original joke!
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:15 AM   #5622
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Old 11-17-2012, 03:18 PM   #5623
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Now, THAT was funnier than the original joke!
I won't explain it, because having to explain jokes is just sad. I'm pretty sure plenty of people did get it.

I would say though, that I've been in situations where somebody tells a joke that I don't get. I normally just laugh politely and move on. It's a kind of good manners thing.
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Old 11-17-2012, 03:20 PM   #5624
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I won't explain it, because having to explain jokes is just sad. I'm pretty sure plenty of people did get it.

I would say though, that I've been in situations where somebody tells a joke that I don't get. I normally just laugh politely and move on. It's a kind of good manners thing.
I assume it is a cultural or language thing. Many jokes are a playon words or pronunciation of words. I see you are from the UK... so I know that applies. I don't feel bad that I didn't get it. But, it would be nice if you did explain it.

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Old 11-17-2012, 03:58 PM   #5625
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