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Old 11-14-2012, 11:14 AM   #1516
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True. There's at least one candidate to be an ingredient for bourbon chicken nearby.

*Solitaire1 puts out a pan of high-quality, bourbon-laced, chicken feed.*
Looks like your trap worked.

Enjoy your dinner.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:15 AM   #1517
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Too bad there aren't any chickens in this thread any more .....

*sneaking some of that tasty feed into my pocket & running*
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:47 AM   #1518
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Too bad there aren't any chickens in this thread any more .....

*sneaking some of that tasty feed into my pocket & running*
*Solitaire1 pulls out his handy remote control. Mixed in the bourbon-laced feed are nanites that allow him to take control of any one who eats the feed. Hits the "return" button...*
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:54 AM   #1519
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:56 AM   #1520
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*sneaking some of that tasty feed into my pocket & running*
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*Solitaire1 pulls out his handy remote control. Mixed in the bourbon-laced feed are nanites that allow him to take control of any one who eats the feed. Hits the "return" button...*
*suspecting the feed might be "booby trapped" uses EMP to render nanites useless*
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:12 PM   #1521
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:20 PM   #1522
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*Solitaire1 pulls out his handy remote control. Mixed in the bourbon-laced feed are nanites that allow him to take control of any one who eats the feed. Hits the "return" button...*
OMG, Pooh's been assimilated!

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Old 11-14-2012, 05:56 PM   #1523
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:32 AM   #1524
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:27 AM   #1525
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:46 AM   #1526
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Old 11-15-2012, 09:39 AM   #1527
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:00 PM   #1528
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Actually, it's Seven of Nine's cousin Six and Seven-Eights.
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:53 AM   #1529
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:03 PM   #1530
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I believe that poohbear is one very fast chicken, he's still around to taunt us

Pooh, if yo run so much, you will be hard to chew at the end. Not that it will save you from becoming chicken soup...

Btw there is a great Bulgarian song, sung from the view of a see turtle. It basically sings "people, please understand, I don't want to be a soup!"

Here, if you feel like listening to a foreign language:

http://youtu.be/XbHF7jUEcyM
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