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Old 11-11-2012, 02:52 PM   #1
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What's virgin mean!

Yo tampoco lo tenía muy claro ;-))

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Old 11-11-2012, 08:35 PM   #2
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Muy bueno.

El video me recuerda un chiste viejo.


Llega una niña de 5 años con su mamá.

- Mamá, ya no soy virgen.
- ¡QUE! (la mamá casi se desmaya) ¿Que pasó?
- No sé. La maestra dijo que ya no voy a ser la virgen, que ahora voy a ser borreguito en la pastorela.

¡PLOP!

Definición de "pastorela" para los que no sepan:
En México y en muchas partes del resto de Latinoamérica es una obra teatral cuya trama es el nacimiento de Jesús anunciado a unos pastores.
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Old 11-13-2012, 12:01 AM   #3
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Jajaja Me gustó el video... es realmente bueno ^^

Y el chiste de la niña... Me sé también una versión diferente pero para fines prácticos es lo mismo...

"Mamá, mamá! por culpa de Juan ya no soy virgen!"
"Qué!?"
"Sí, me estaba molestando y la maestra nos regañó y me dijo que ya no era virgen para la pastorela"

xD :P Nice nite!
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Old 11-13-2012, 04:31 AM   #4
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Otra variante más violenta:

- Mamá, mamá, ya no soy virgen.
- ¿Qué? -¡plaf!, le da una bofetada.
- Pero... -llorando-, pero soy pastorcita.

Y otra no tan inocente:

- Mamá, mamá, me he encontrado a un hombre en la calle que me ha dicho que si me acostaba con él me daba estos pendientes -enseñándolos.
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