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Old 10-29-2012, 12:39 PM   #1471
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So we get the maximum meat possible.
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Old 10-29-2012, 01:04 PM   #1472
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So we get the maximum meat possible.
Plus, when the chicken gets too heavy, he/she won't be able to escape. Besides, being that heavy means that we'll have so much juicy meat for us to eat, meat that will be tasty and delicious indeed...yes!
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Old 10-29-2012, 01:54 PM   #1473
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You do realize that all those carbs will do is create fat not meat.
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Old 10-29-2012, 02:50 PM   #1474
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Old 10-30-2012, 11:13 AM   #1475
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You do realize that all those carbs will do is create fat not meat.
It's not a problem. These biscuits contain a special mutagen that will cause the chicken to develop more muscle, resulting in a massively more meaty chicken.
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Old 10-30-2012, 11:35 AM   #1476
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Old 10-30-2012, 12:23 PM   #1477
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Doesn't seem to be working so far ...... [*burp*]
Give it time. You'll soon notice a burbling, then gergling, then...instant added muscles!
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:10 PM   #1478
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:34 PM   #1479
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I don't think chicken hate us, they hate their fate in life: to find themselves as a meal.
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Old 10-30-2012, 03:18 PM   #1480
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I imagine they hate me. I did invent the "butcher box" after all. Just place in one chicken and it will be automatically plucked and separated!
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Old 10-30-2012, 05:41 PM   #1481
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Old 10-31-2012, 03:26 AM   #1482
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So that was your invention? It's unfortunate, for it takes the personal element out of chicken preparation.
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Old 10-31-2012, 05:25 AM   #1483
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Old 10-31-2012, 06:07 PM   #1484
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Old 11-01-2012, 08:08 AM   #1485
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psst...Poohbear. Sesame Street looks like a friendly place.
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