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Old 10-11-2012, 03:04 PM   #1366
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Or one angry chicken!
One angry dead and roasted chicken. Sans head, feathers, and talons.
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Old 10-12-2012, 01:46 AM   #1367
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It's likely that phoenixes find charcoal tasty because they eventually become charcoal. But I'll pass on eating charcoal, I'll take chicken instead. However, a phoenix can save us money when it comes to cooking chickens, we can just put the chicken in the phoenix's talons and in an instant we'll have perfectly roasted chicken.
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Or one angry chicken!
The chicken wouldn't have enough time to get angry. At the heat level generate by a phoenix, it should take less than a second to cook a chicken.

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or the talons could latch onto a Samurai Kitten instead...just sayin
I have just the thing to deal with talons.

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Yeah - it's hard to see clearly through all those flames ..
I can see clearly that I'm not in the clutches of a phoenix.

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One angry dead and roasted chicken. Sans head, feathers, and talons.
But if the chicken's dead, how can he be angry? Regardless, we can enjoy a good meal.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:05 AM   #1368
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Aren't you worried about being haunted by the ghosts of all those chickens you've heartlessly consumed? Halloween is coming!
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Old 10-12-2012, 12:42 PM   #1369
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You honestly think foodstufs make ghosts when thier nameday arrives?

They don't.
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:25 PM   #1370
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Aren't you worried about being haunted by the ghosts of all those chickens you've heartlessly consumed? Halloween is coming!
Let them come. We can recook them, and I'm sure that ghost chickens would taste very light and airy.
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Old 10-14-2012, 03:51 AM   #1371
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Old 10-14-2012, 08:26 AM   #1372
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Uh, penguins don't have lips.
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Old 10-14-2012, 09:48 AM   #1373
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Old 10-14-2012, 09:52 AM   #1374
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Poohy, it's a book, not the second coming. So the big chicken won't be able to protect itself, which just means more chicken for us.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:16 AM   #1375
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:28 AM   #1376
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Old 10-14-2012, 12:14 PM   #1377
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Old 10-14-2012, 12:30 PM   #1378
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Old 10-14-2012, 12:46 PM   #1380
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Oh! Do I hear thunder? My, my! Rain is on the way. Too bad the nasty chicken ran off with your oil can.

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