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Old 10-09-2012, 06:26 PM   #1351
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Old 10-09-2012, 06:35 PM   #1352
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Assuming you can find Phoenx eggs.
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Assuming you can find Phoenx eggs.
Oh that was the fun part. Me being such a sadist and all.
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:53 AM   #1354
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:57 AM   #1355
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:08 PM   #1356
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:19 PM   #1357
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Assuming you can find Phoenx eggs.
I'm relatively certain that you can find them here:

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Old 10-10-2012, 03:58 PM   #1358
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Yes, but why do we need phoenix eggs anyway?
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:00 PM   #1359
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Yes, but why do we need phoenix eggs anyway?
They enhance the flavor!
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:03 PM   #1360
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You like the taste of charcoal?
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:07 PM   #1361
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:56 PM   #1362
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:44 PM   #1363
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You do, why shouldn't we?
It's likely that phoenixes find charcoal tasty because they eventually become charcoal. But I'll pass on eating charcoal, I'll take chicken instead. However, a phoenix can save us money when it comes to cooking chickens, we can just put the chicken in the phoenix's talons and in an instant we'll have perfectly roasted chicken.
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:18 PM   #1364
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:22 PM   #1365
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or the talons could latch onto a Samurai Kitten instead...just sayin
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