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Old 10-08-2012, 03:17 AM   #5446
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But I feel confident that if the police ever get to the thief, they will give him the works. He will be dragged from his office and put in prison, where he will be constantly on the lookout for an escape. If he succeed in escaping, I'm sure he'll paint the town red
If he doesn't succeed, they will put him in place where his outlook towards things will change. Forgiveness is a PowerPoint of our society.
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Old 10-08-2012, 03:33 AM   #5447
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It surely is a genuine advantage ;-)
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If he doesn't succeed, they will put him in place where his outlook towards things will change. Forgiveness is a PowerPoint of our society.
I'm sure he succeeds in escaping. He only need to break a few windows and the escape-route is ready.
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Old 10-08-2012, 03:54 AM   #5449
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I'm sure he succeeds in escaping. He only need to break a few windows and the escape-route is ready.
This project needs money, though, to be performed live...
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Old 10-08-2012, 04:44 AM   #5450
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The problem with prison escapes is the possibility to abort and retry, as well as, like in role playing games: even if someone doesn't succeed he might win XP.
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Old 10-08-2012, 06:07 AM   #5451
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Old 10-08-2012, 06:31 AM   #5452
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:05 AM   #5453
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Maybe he's too ugly to get to hell? We all know that the bible is about loving each other, regardless of looks and other superficial qualities, and that God loves us all, but it doesn't say anything about the preferences of Satan
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:23 AM   #5454
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Old 10-08-2012, 10:46 AM   #5455
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Old 10-08-2012, 05:56 PM   #5456
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Old 10-08-2012, 07:56 PM   #5457
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Old 10-08-2012, 08:46 PM   #5458
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:56 PM   #5459
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