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Old 10-06-2012, 05:05 AM   #5431
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Another one.

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will find him. You have my Word.


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Old 10-06-2012, 08:06 AM   #5432
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I know I read a news about a newly patented universal screwdriver, but I don't remember which company made it.

It's probably Microsoft.
If there is somebody out there, able to write a driver that could screw up the entire universe, it would be them.
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Old 10-06-2012, 12:31 PM   #5433
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Another one.

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will find him. You have my Word.
Since it's a Microsoft produce, he probably can't activate it anyway. They excel in making activation difficult
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:12 AM   #5434
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Ladies, when a man says he will fix something, he will.
There is no need to remind us about it every six months!


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Old 10-07-2012, 08:33 AM   #5435
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:55 PM   #5436
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Since it's a Microsoft produce, he probably can't activate it anyway. They excel in making activation difficult
One note to be taken about this is how he can access the activation binaries and make it work.

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Old 10-07-2012, 01:18 PM   #5437
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Ah!


A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, his last number comes and God asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: Make 'em all ugly again.
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Old 10-07-2012, 04:53 PM   #5438
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Ah!


A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, his last number comes and God asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: Make 'em all ugly again.
Hmmm! Wouldn't such an intent precipitate him to hell?
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Old 10-07-2012, 05:18 PM   #5439
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One note to be taken about this is how he can access the activation binaries and make it work.
But I feel confident that if the police ever get to the thief, they will give him the works. He will be dragged from his office and put in prison, where he will be constantly on the lookout for an escape. If he succeed in escaping, I'm sure he'll paint the town red
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Old 10-07-2012, 05:21 PM   #5440
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Hmmm! Wouldn't such an intent precipitate him to hell?
Maybe he's too ugly to get to hell? We all know that the bible is about loving each other, regardless of looks and other superficial qualities, and that God loves us all, but it doesn't say anything about the preferences of Satan
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
so composers can also be decomposed?
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:47 PM   #5442
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:55 AM   #5444
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