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Old 09-28-2012, 04:18 AM   #5401
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:15 PM   #5402
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Old 09-28-2012, 12:27 PM   #5403
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Old 09-29-2012, 11:03 AM   #5404
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Old 09-29-2012, 09:42 PM   #5405
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Old 09-30-2012, 01:48 PM   #5406
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Old 10-01-2012, 11:20 AM   #5407
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Old 10-01-2012, 04:51 PM   #5408
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:06 PM   #5409
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:15 PM   #5410
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Elvis, my pet mouse, has just died.

He was caught in a trap.
So without your mouse, are you lonesome tonight? I mean, if it happened to me, I'd be so lonesome I could cry. In fact, I'd be all shook up, but maybe you can get a hound dog.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:00 AM   #5411
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So without your mouse, are you lonesome tonight? I mean, if it happened to me, I'd be so lonesome I could cry. In fact, I'd be all shook up, but maybe you can get a hound dog.
You just don't want a teddy bear. With those you get a little less conversation.
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:54 PM   #5412
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:54 PM   #5413
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:14 PM   #5414
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I groaned so loud after reading this one, a co-worker ran in with a bat ready to kill zombies.
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:14 PM   #5415
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