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Old 09-16-2012, 07:07 PM   #1201
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Old 09-16-2012, 10:43 PM   #1202
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Their fowl hearts are bereft of galliforme pity, poohbear.
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Old 09-16-2012, 11:50 PM   #1203
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You are mistaken. We deeply care for chickens, we want them to grow up to be strong and healthy. That way, when the time comes we will be able to enjoy a delicious meal, consisting of well-raised and very healthy chickens.
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Old 09-17-2012, 11:59 PM   #1204
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Sorry, but your meal plans are permenantly on hold!
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Old 09-18-2012, 08:41 AM   #1205
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Swimming chickens!
Just add some vegetables and dumplings.
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Old 09-18-2012, 08:46 AM   #1206
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Sorry, but your meal plans are permenantly on hold!
Haven't you heard of meals on wheels?

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Old 09-18-2012, 08:51 AM   #1207
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I am chicken, hear me roar -
I'm growing too big to devour -
And I'd cost too much for you to ever order --

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Old 09-18-2012, 01:13 PM   #1208
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I am chicken, hear me roar -
I'm growing too big to devour -
And I'd cost too much for you to ever order --

Doesn't seem to scan very well, and there's no such thing as a chicken that too big to devour. That's what refrigerators are for: to store unused chicken parts for future use. It only means we don't have to seek out as many chickens, allowing them to go out and live wonderful chickany lives until the time comes for them to meet their ultimate fate.
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:59 PM   #1209
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Have you no fowl empathy, oh flightless one?
Didn't you hear? I installed a flying hack on my penguin. And no, I don't have any empathy.

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We deeply care for chickens
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we want them to grow up to be strong and healthy.
Only so they taste nice when we eat them.

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Old 09-20-2012, 08:23 PM   #1210
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Chicken is undigestible. You should all know this already.
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Old 09-20-2012, 11:19 PM   #1211
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Chicken is undigestible. You should all know this already.
Sorry, but the thousands of resturants in the United States that serve chicken prove that chicken is very digestible for humans. If this were not the case, we wouldn't eat chickens for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Your attempts to turn us away from the glorious taste of chicken is for naught. Although we may also consume other foods, chicken is always a good option.
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Old 09-22-2012, 07:38 PM   #1212
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Fifty Shades of Chicken

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If Fifty Shades of Grey left you hungry and lusting for more (more, more!), then sink your teeth into this naughty tale of a young, free-range, and very fresh chicken who, like Anastasia Steele, finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man; in this case, a kinky and very ravenous chef.

These fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, will make every dinner a turn-on.

According to a description on its Amazon page, the book features recipes with names like "Dripping Thighs," "Sticky Chicken Fingers," "Vanilla Chicken," "Chicken with a Lardon," "Bacon-Bound Wings," "Spatchcock Chicken," "Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken," "Holy Hell Wings" and "Mustard-Spanked Chicken."
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Old 09-22-2012, 07:58 PM   #1213
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Old 09-23-2012, 10:27 AM   #1214
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Unatrual, maybe, but common.
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Old 09-24-2012, 02:35 AM   #1215
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Fifty Shades of Chicken
You sick, sick man.
The only recipe you'll be tasting is "Galliforme Revenge"!
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