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Old 09-19-2012, 02:36 PM   #5371
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Old 09-19-2012, 05:31 PM   #5372
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...or a sitting room in all you can eat joint.

(Sit! I think I messed that one up!)
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Old 09-20-2012, 09:18 AM   #5373
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I think everyone who says a little smoke from a cigarette isn't bothering anyone should be required to wear a giant fishbowl on their head every time they light up.
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Old 09-20-2012, 10:21 AM   #5374
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Those pirate jokes are ARRRRRful .
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Old 09-20-2012, 12:56 PM   #5375
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I disagree...we could ARRRRRRRRRRgue the point all day!
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:09 PM   #5376
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Old 09-20-2012, 07:47 PM   #5377
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Old 09-21-2012, 03:41 PM   #5378
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Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.
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Old 09-21-2012, 03:42 PM   #5379
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Isn't/wasn't that somebody here's signature line?
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Old 09-21-2012, 08:12 PM   #5380
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Isn't/wasn't that somebody here's signature line?
Was it?

Ok, here's another one for today:

I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
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Old 09-22-2012, 08:22 AM   #5381
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Was it?

Ok, here's another one for today:

I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
Many would line up behind you to be their boss...
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Old 09-22-2012, 09:44 AM   #5382
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I don't know if this is posted allready:

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday earlier.

"I've dropped enough hints the past few weeks" she snapped, "Something small that's rectangular, portable, and that will give me access to all the latest books, is that clear enough?"

"Ah, right" I replied, as she left for work.

"A Library card it is."

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Old 09-22-2012, 02:41 PM   #5383
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Old 09-22-2012, 03:18 PM   #5384
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It can be done.

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Old 09-22-2012, 03:32 PM   #5385
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That looked a bit ... lonely. Like bottles of chemicals in a lab
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