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Old 08-15-2012, 04:06 AM   #1
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Has anyone here win a prize in this contest?

Some fun first lines in the The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
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Cathy Bryant, from Manchester, wrote this entry, which would surely be enough to make anybody put a book down.

'As he told her that he loved her she gazed into his eyes, wondering, as she noted the infestation of eyelash mites, the tiny deodicids burrowing into his follicles to eat the greasy sebum therein, each female laying up to 25 eggs in a single follicle, causing inflammation, whether the eyes are truly the windows of the soul; and, if so, his soul needed regrouting.'
I like it!
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Old 08-15-2012, 07:46 AM   #2
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Oh wow. LOL.

Its actually well written in his horribleness.
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Old 08-15-2012, 09:18 AM   #3
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I love those, haven't read/seen/heard about it in a while.
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