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Old 07-20-2008, 10:14 AM   #16
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Rene' Descartes is in a bar. At last call, the bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears.
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Old 07-20-2008, 10:26 AM   #18
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Old 07-20-2008, 11:37 AM   #19
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Answer: To prove to the armadillo that it CAN be done.
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Old 07-20-2008, 11:41 AM   #20
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:24 PM   #21
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Okay, I found one.

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, " What exactly is that?"

The programmer replied, "They don't have their ducks in a row."
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:25 PM   #22
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Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.

"What is your name?" he asked.

"Quack." the duck answered.

"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.

"I was stepping on bubbles." he answered.

The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one.

"What's your name?" he asked.

"Quack," the duck answered.

"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.

"I was stepping on bubbles." the duck replied.

Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck.

"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said.

"No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles."
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Okay, I found one.

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, " What exactly is that?"

The programmer replied, "They don't have their ducks in a row."
See I knew you could do it, Jay Leno here you come!!!
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:25 PM   #24
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Okay, I found one.

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe nonlinear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, " What exactly is that?"

The programmer replied, "They don't have their ducks in a row."
oh, excellent !!! now i wish i had meetings in english so i could use that.
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I have two ducks that I use as an alarm clock.

They wake me up at the Quack of dawn.
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oh, excellent !!! now i wish i had meetings in english so i could use that.
What sound do ducks make in French? This is a real question, I swear.
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They wake me up at the Quack of dawn.
Next she tell us that she eats breakfast with a cow and duck,

Milk and quackers!!!
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Next she tell us that she eats breakfast with a cow and duck,

Milk and quackers!!!
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Le Quack!

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