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Old 02-27-2012, 09:38 AM   #1
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What is the most useless spam you have gotten? A friend of mine who just celebrated his twentieth birthday got an email advertising singles senior dating. I got one a few days ago for feminie higeen products.
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Old 02-27-2012, 09:57 AM   #2
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Old 02-27-2012, 11:57 AM   #4
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Old 02-27-2012, 12:00 PM   #5
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Old 02-27-2012, 06:39 PM   #6
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My grandma used to fry it up and put it on sandwiches. I have to admit that I liked it.

So, my most useless spam is for a Rolex that based on the sender field of the email I was trying to sell to myself.
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:58 PM   #7
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Old 02-27-2012, 11:41 PM   #8
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That and tricks to "make her want you"!

(Why don't I ever see ads to make HIM want me?!)
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:30 AM   #9
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That and tricks to "make her want you"!

(Why don't I ever see ads to make HIM want me?!)
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:03 AM   #10
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I keep getting offered pills for ED, or help to keep my penis hard or make it bigger. If I want a bigger penis I'll have to buy one or get a new husband. To paraphrase my son, "I'm an innie, not an outie". (This said in reverse by him after receiving spam meant for females)
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:09 AM   #11
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Old 03-02-2012, 01:59 PM   #12
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Old 03-02-2012, 11:27 PM   #13
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Old 03-03-2012, 07:21 AM   #14
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