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Old 07-12-2011, 08:05 AM   #1
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Talking Go ahead, judge my book by its cover...



Among many other topics "The Awesome Book of Lists for Guys" (a.k.a. TABoLfG) covers manly issues such as:

Politically correct descriptions for men - Pickup lines & rebuttals - What Dream Girls say - Things not to say on dates - Getting rid of Blind Dates - Easy training courses for women - Types of girlfriends - Ethnic guide to women - Things not to say during sex - Signs you have a drinking problem - Things you learn from video games - To exercise or not - Collection of curses - Murphy's laws - Corporate lessons - Collection of lame jokes - I get no respect! - You know you're too stressed - Things not to do at a funeral - Why the internet is like a penis

It's not exactly literature, but a nice collection of adult humor. Made my wife laugh - a lot. That's why she agreed to pose for the cover. And yes, they're real.
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Does your book have a title? I'm having trouble finding it.
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:42 AM   #3
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As a (straight) girl, if I saw it in a shop, I would just roll my eyes and walk on by. But then I might buy it if I were thinking about a gift for a bloke. Not MY bloke, but a bloke nonetheless!
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@tubemonkey: At first I naively thought you were making fun of the big lettering at the top. Now I get it. Guess I had that coming...
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@tubemonkey: At first I naively thought you were making fun of the big lettering at the top. Now I get it. Guess I had that coming...
...there's lettering on the cover?
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@BonnieJoDouglas - Can we be friends now?



I'm still working on the "for girls" version
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I'm still working on the "for girls" version
That's much better...



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