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Old 06-07-2011, 02:14 AM   #31
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pooh_bear and AprilHare - might this be if use in the fight?

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That poor bloke. i wonder if he is in the Guinness book of records as the smallest man?
Now that's thinking outside the box!

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Old 06-07-2011, 03:06 AM   #32
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{**shhh, SS. Don't worry, they'll never know it is us in these disguises.**}

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{**You sneak around out by that reinforced chicken coop while I casually stroll by for a look at the cooked chicken**}
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Old 06-07-2011, 03:20 AM   #33
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Old 06-07-2011, 03:34 AM   #34
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Oh chicken, oh chicken,
How I do love thee!
Let me count the ways...
Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more...
In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties and chunks,
From appetizer to entree,
Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced,
Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken,
You are simply a favorite delight.

<successfully navigating the "impenetrable" coop>

with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere

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Old 06-07-2011, 04:05 AM   #35
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will the next verse include various types of curry with rice?
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Old 06-07-2011, 07:40 AM   #36
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Oh chicken, oh chicken,
How I do love thee!
Let me count the ways...
Sounded nice up to here..
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Fried, baked, honey glazed, BBQ'd, buffalo'd, broiled, a la king, teriyaki'd, stir fried, cubed, skewered on satay, with or without bones and so much more...
In burritos and tacos, breaded strips or nuggets, patties and chunks,
From appetizer to entree,
Whether drizzled in sauces or just delicately spiced,
Oh chicken, oh wonderful chicken,
You are simply a favorite delight.
You FIEND! How could you do this to poor defenceless chooks?
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That's what you think. It's a fiendish labyrinth and you will never get out. NEVER GET OUT!
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with respectful apologies to true poets everywhere
There are quite a few chicken poets out there who know better!

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{**shhh, SS. Don't worry, they'll never know it is us in these disguises.**}

{**You sneak around out by that reinforced chicken coop while I casually stroll by for a look at the cooked chicken**}
Thanks for showing me! You're now on my CCTV..
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Old 06-07-2011, 09:22 AM   #37
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April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit!

It's cruel I say! And demeaning! Especially recycling those tacky disguises from old "Get Smart" episodes!

1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members.
2. Add a striking logo - that we can license the merchandising rights -- T shirts, mugs, NOT cutlery or table services!
3. Put up a website with heart-rending stories of near escapes and hideous recipes disguised as innocent dinner invitations.
4. Add a PayPal donation button.
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Old 06-07-2011, 10:25 AM   #38
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1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members.
I've got one...how about calling the group "DINNER"...that has a nice ring to it!
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Old 06-07-2011, 10:26 AM   #39
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Here's a slogan for your group:

KFC doesn't just want chickens with good taste, they want chickens that taste good.

[Did I say that out loud?]
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Old 06-07-2011, 11:33 AM   #40
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Old 06-07-2011, 11:49 AM   #41
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April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit! ...
Ummm, not so!

I am ethnic Chinese. Guess what?

We LOVE chicken heads so its not all about your luscious drumsticks, thighs and breast meat.

[oh, don't forget the Dim Sum delicacy of chicken feet!]

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Old 06-07-2011, 12:42 PM   #42
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It's a global conspiracy! No chicken part is safe!

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Old 06-07-2011, 12:47 PM   #43
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FYI, Chinese eat snakes too

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Old 06-07-2011, 04:47 PM   #44
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Old 06-07-2011, 04:49 PM   #45
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