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Old 04-19-2011, 09:54 PM   #1
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Smile Ratticus: A True Tale from Critter Corner

One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die.

A humorous TRUE short story about what happens when we get a month long visit from an uninvited "houseguest".

On sale on Amazon - for the Kindle, PC, BlackBerry, Mac, Ipad, Android, etc.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B004WOXGJM

Also on sale at Barnes and Noble for the Nook & Color Nook.

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Rat...&USRI=ratticus


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Old 04-23-2011, 10:00 PM   #2
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Now 99 cents on Amazon AND Barnes & Noble

Price dropped to 99 cents for my initial self-publishing foray.

One Man. One Rat. One Of Them MUST Die.

Check it out!!
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Old 05-07-2011, 10:59 PM   #3
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Really? No one can be tempted to spend less than a dollar for a guaranteed laugh?

Tough crowd.

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Old 05-09-2011, 02:18 PM   #4
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I'm Number One!!

Number One on Amazon!!

Well ... number one in a VERY highly specific subcategory ... but #1 nonetheless!!

At this point I'll take the minor victories when and where they come. ;-)

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Old 05-09-2011, 02:31 PM   #5
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Number One on Amazon!!

Well ... number one in a VERY highly specific subcategory ... but #1 nonetheless!!

At this point I'll take the minor victories when and where they come. ;-)

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Congrats! It looks like an interesting book, maybe I'll read it sometime.
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Old 05-09-2011, 05:08 PM   #6
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Congrats! It looks like an interesting book, maybe I'll read it sometime.
It's simply a humble short story - should only take you 30 - 45 minutes to read - but I guarantee at least two laughs or your money back.

Eventually that is. Someday. Look under the cushions on your couch. I think I left my wallet there. ;-)
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Old 05-09-2011, 10:58 PM   #7
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Congrats! A best seller!
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Old 05-10-2011, 03:43 AM   #8
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That's fantastic news. I've got as high as #22, but #1, hell, I'd be on the ceiling.
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:58 AM   #9
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Congrats! A best seller!
Well - saying it is a "best seller" is a bit of a stretch ...

However - #1 in the highly coveted category of "no one has heard of me" is a start ...

The ball has to start rolling from somewhere I suppose ... true?

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Congratulations! Oh, and LOL at Henry David Thoreau being # 2 in the "Biological Science of Wildlife" category there!
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Old 05-13-2011, 02:43 PM   #11
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My plan for world domination is still underway.

Check out this sales chart.

Ratticus Sales Chart

From a ranking of 160,000 a week ago - to 5,623 as of right now.

Let's see how high a simple short story can go - spend 99 cents and help drive it towards the TOP!!

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Old 05-19-2011, 08:46 AM   #12
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Check out some of the great reviews!!

"had to stop several times to wipe the tears from my eyes"

"I actually laughed out loud quite a few times throughout, particularly at the wording and tone the author sets throughout the story."

"I ended up laughing out loud more than once, then I had to explain to the person sitting next to me what story I was reading that was so funny."

Please check out my true humor short story (about 5,700 words).

99 cents on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords.

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