I'm not a big fan of the original "Pizza Napoletana" from Italy. I like a little more on my pizza besides sauce and cheese, and a couple of salty fish on my pizza isn't one of my favorites either. Plus, the center of their pizzas can sometimes be a little, uh, how to say this, moist or soupy. Because of this, it's actually not uncommon for them to eat their pizza with a fork -- and pizza just should not be eaten with a fork. It just shouldn't. Lastly, they would look at you like you were insane if you tried ordering a pepperoni pizza in Italy. I mean, come on, how can you have pizza without pepperoni. Just say'n.