My first shot sent shards of wood flying through the air, one of which lodged in my right eye, causing me intense pain and loss of vision.
My second shot blew a massive hole in the side of the barrel, through which all the fish and water gushed out of.
Now I'm left with a useless barrel, a soaking wet floor full of dying fish, and permanent blindness in one eye.
I'm going to kill the idiot who said this was easy.
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