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Hello Sheebou,
I am one of them benefits. I have been homeless for over 3 years now and I hang out in public libraries all day using up their free internet access. Once a new member is deemed worthy their name is added to a list of contestants of whom I am raffled off. If you are lucky enough to win me I shall come over and spend 2 weeks sleeping in your garage and eating out of your trash can.
Good luck and Welcome to MR.
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