I voted for "Other" because, "Seriously thoughtful", mate, some folks here you know and love will take as kindly to the suggestion of Schrödingering a kitty as a jaguard would take to a jackalope's jugular.
Which is to say, Basement Cat will shred your testicles quicker than you can say
"Lola, L.O.L.A Lola".
Marc likes his kittens with whiskers and his raindrops on roses; he likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.