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Originally Posted by DiapDealer
I was created as a sleeper-agent and placed on this planet by my programmers to read anything and everything available—to glean everything I could about your culture through its literature. I've done my best, and now I've been recently "awakened." I would be lying if I said I'm not at all concerned with the pending data dump. I think I will miss Encyclopedia Brown the most.
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Ha! Your alien masters neglected to fully compensate for the time delay introduced by the (finite) speed of light! "Reading" would have taught you about our culture a hundred years ago -- but if you aren't picking up cable and Youtube your mastery of our culture is woefully lacking!