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Originally Posted by ATDrake

I'll note that he has the 5th best set of brazen author lies in the blurb for another work of his (not free).

That's seriously tickled my funny bone thanks

Spoiler:

COLIN BOWLES was educated at Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard and the Sorbonne, gaining masters degree in Nuclear Physics, Mathematics and English Literature by the age of nineteen. He has climbed Mount Everest three times and won gold medals at both the Summer and Winter Olympics. Last year he won the highest civilian bravery award for an unsuccessful attempt to seduce Julia Gillard, the Prime Minister of Australia. He has been married three times, to Michelle Pfeiffer, Scarlett Johansen and Jennifer Aniston. When not writing he undergoes treatment for delusional fantasies at an inner London hospital.