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Originally Posted by orlok
Embarrassed, I reluctantly visited the doctor when I couldn't budge the large carrot jammed tightly up my bum.
"Oh dear," he smirked. "Been exploring our latent desires, have we?"
"No," I said. "Today was my first day as a door to door vegetable salesman in Glasgow."
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