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Old 12-16-2012, 09:01 PM   #58
nogle
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Device: Kobo
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Originally Posted by nogle View Post
Dear Kobo,

Your lazy programmers are not implementing the features I require on any schedule let alone the one I am demanding. You have left me no other choice. I will now be implementing my plan to let loose a troop of monkeys wearing shearling coats. Be warned, my initial test targeted Ikea and was a huge success!

I have cleverly hidden my manifesto on the internet so that it can't be found I fully expect you to locate it and do what it requires of you. Else the monkeys are coming!

To cover my tracks, I have hijacked another users account so that I can't be traced.

Sincerely,

vugtitan
Dear Forum Members,

I hereby withdraw my threat.

It seems Kobo has threatened me with the implementation of Kobo Monkeys...



Sincerely,

vugtitan
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