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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit!  |
Agreed. No tender chicken breast for them!
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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members.
2. Add a striking logo - that we can license the merchandising rights -- T shirts, mugs, NOT cutlery or table services!
3. Put up a website with heart-rending stories of near escapes and hideous recipes disguised as innocent dinner invitations.
4. Add a PayPal donation button.
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1. CHOOK: Chooks who Hate Our Orwellian Killer-overlords!
2. Logo will require thought. Red cross through cooked chicken?
3. A website would be nice. Mention some of these awful threats we're receiving too!
4. The chook-respecting people of this world will fund our revolution!
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Not even the decency of spoiler tags? Get the box of Kleenex - the large one! |
It was a threat, pooh. And we had better defend ourselves!
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It's a global conspiracy! No chicken part is safe!
[must fortify the coop ASAP]
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Agreed. Working on the coop now. Some titanium and carbon fibre will help.