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Just for that, here are a few more groanworthy puns:
· A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
· I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words ...
· They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
· Cartoonist found dead in home. The details are sketchy.
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