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X uses both dvorak and qwerty keyboards.
X can write code in haiku.
X is fluent in Klingon.
X will hack perl for karma points.
alt.fan.X is active and growing.
X created three new ebook formats.
X can read through the covers of ebook readers.
X can decrypt DRM with a slide rule.
X can operate a slide rule.
X makes PDFs beg to be converted to ePub.
X never accidentally deletes the wrong file.
X has the best book recommendations.
X wins trophies for reading ebooks.
X can make pasta out of cherries.
X knows how to turn Vista into Linux.
X once captured an iceberg with a net.
X has never missed an episode of the Simpsons.
X swam the English Channel in fuzzy slippers.
oooh, this is far too much fun.
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