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Originally Posted by tubemonkey
A Norski - but then, monkey is one too
Poor Norwegians. Nothing like being passed around between the Danes and Swedes. In the end, they lost control of Greenland, Iceland, and the Faroe Islands.
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Yes, but now we've got oil.
Lots and lots of oil.
Oh, and natural gas and coal.
We'll be getting the last laugh.
Unless the other Scandinavian countries decide to get together and take it away from us.
Actually, Norwegian is just a small part of me, but it's larger than the other parts (identifiable parts, at least).
Like most Americans, I'm a mongrel.
Oh, the ancestor came from Bergen.
BTW-monkeys are not indigenous to Norway.
You should pick another name.
Maybe TubePolarBear or something.
[The piece above was written in modern day "poetry" (think Maya Angelou).]