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Originally Posted by pdurrant

I know! Spoilered for those who want to ponder further.

Spoiler:

There's not a single 'e' in it.

But I'm off to bed. Someone else had best post the next question.

Yes, I guessed the same. Considering it is the most common "thing" in the English language, it's quite an achievement to write such a long paragraph without it.