A man walks into a bar one night and overhears three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked, "Hello ladies, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales you bloody idiot, Wales!"
So he apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
And that's the last thing he ever remembered.
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