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What squeaks and is scary?
The Ghost of Christmouse Past!
What do you call a cat on a beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
What's the most boring animal?
A polar bore!
What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan !
If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be?
The twelf
What is a female elf called?
A shelf
I say, I say, I say! My wife's gone to the West Indies!
Jamaica?
No. She was quite happy to go!
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