It has been plugged into a laptop, and after noticing that the reason I was having trouble with fastboot was that it contained an HTML redirect, not an actual program.
I had gotten it from sudoforlunch.cc.something, which turned into sudoforlunch.org, and never put it back up or something.
So it started working(Defined as boots to the normal kindle stuff) when I was fucking around trying to find the ID to make it work for windows.
I may have run that diag while trying to find the ID.
I'm currently a bit confused on what I'm supposed to be trying to flash to the diags so I can SSH into it in the future, and how I'm supposed to find the device id for the windows stuff, and if I could just ignore the windows stuff and get a copy of fastboot for linux.
EDIT:
Should I just do this:
http://ixtab.tk/kindle-touch-images/...ssh_README.txt
?