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Originally Posted by GeoffC
No signs , yet , of any sanity in this thread ??
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At the first sign of sanity here's what you should do:
- Walk, not run, to the nearest exit
- Get extra butter on any remaining popcorn
- Put your telephone in a plain brown paper bag (in a pinch a plastic sack will do)
- Swing the bag (or sack) over your head while screaming like a chicken
- Do the chicken dance. If no polka band is available, play Risk
- Repeat as needed
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