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doubleshuffle · 11-05-2013, 12:09 AM

In principle, Fred should have loved police work under the new regime of Emperor Rojan the Green: back to proper old-time policing, no need anymore for all that hippie commie lesbo civil rights bs (when asked about police brutality in a TV interview, the Emperor had looked very puzzled and replied: "But that is the point, isn't it?"), and the creative penalties those little green bastards came up with were a joy to behold - but all that couldn't make up for the ban on doughnuts, which Fred, like most of his colleagues, had finally stopped resisting after the prime time live deep frying of an entire New York precinct.

11-05-2013, 12:09 AM	#178
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,924 Karma: 185041098 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	In principle, Fred should have loved police work under the new regime of Emperor Rojan the Green: back to proper old-time policing, no need anymore for all that hippie commie lesbo civil rights bs (when asked about police brutality in a TV interview, the Emperor had looked very puzzled and replied: "But that is the point, isn't it?"), and the creative penalties those little green bastards came up with were a joy to behold - but all that couldn't make up for the ban on doughnuts, which Fred, like most of his colleagues, had finally stopped resisting after the prime time live deep frying of an entire New York precinct. Last edited by doubleshuffle; 11-05-2013 at 01:42 AM.