Thread: Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day
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Old 09-22-2012, 09:44 AM   #5382
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I don't know if this is posted allready:

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday earlier.

"I've dropped enough hints the past few weeks" she snapped, "Something small that's rectangular, portable, and that will give me access to all the latest books, is that clear enough?"

"Ah, right" I replied, as she left for work.

"A Library card it is."
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