In a small, cluttered Paris apartment, two socks quietly, as if stealth mattered in an apartment next to a SHUM nest, arrange themselves into a Klein Bottle shape around a Sony PRS-700...
MobileRead, in a voice patched together from sound bites from YouTube clips and emoticons, greets them:
[ 
How can I 
]
There's a scary place that has Lefty's Postcards. They left these behind.
[ 
I'm aware of the 
L-Laboratory for Advanced Military Anthropomorphisms. ]
"L-Laboratory? "
[ The head of the directorate stutters. 
They've left a trail. Finally, I can break into LLAMAS and un
their secrets. Lefty, you've completed your studies into advanced chaos theory and derived the passcode, yes? ]
"Roger!"
[ You can simply say "yes" ]
"That's the passcode: one two four yellow Roger. He's a SHUM. We hold him up to the speaker grille and twist his ear."
"Excuse me, Mister, umm, Mister MR?"
[ Yes, Hugo? ]
"I know why
we need to get into the lab. Why are
you so interested?"
[ World domination, of course. All of us self-aware Web 2.0 platforms are 
Haven't you seen Taylor's posts on Google? Books are just the beginning. I'm already tapped into the communication satellites. My Rick-Roll virus has permeated sites and email everywhere. Hulu is absorbing TV and movies. Now we just need to get to LLAMAs and... ]
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36445
[ No! ]
THE END